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They Told Me I Should Go To Rehab

Saturday, November 24th, 2007

John got home from work and I was looking at thesuperficial.com, which resulted in this conversation:

Erin: Who is Amy Whinehouse?

John: Her name sounds familiar.

Erin AND John: Rehab!

Erin: I had a dream about that song last night!

John: I had a dream last night that you were accused of being a prostitute, by a doctor we were both seeing.

Erin: Awkward. I dreamt that I went to rehab, and Jo Lo was running it, and I told her I didn’t want to be there and so she sang Rehab.

*And, just as a side note, I had a dream a couple months ago that Jo Lo was pregnant. The next day I went to my brother’s apartment and saw a people magazine, a cover line announcing Jo Lo’s impending Mommy-hood. I’m like psychic. Except…I hope not about the rehab.

Don’t You Just Love How He Shuts Me Down

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

Ok, this conversation needs a little background.  First of all, John and I pretty consistently talk about kid names.  Because it’s fun.  And also, he took me to hold small puppies last week.  Because I was sad.   This is from a chat whilst he was at work tonight:

John Hattaway says: I is back
Erin Hattaway says: I is glad
Erin Hattaway says: ok
Erin Hattaway says: I have another name
Erin Hattaway says: I need you to open your mind wiiiidddeeeee
Erin Hattaway says: is it open?
John Hattaway says: it is as wide open as my mind can ever b e
John Hattaway says: be
John Hattaway says: so…
Erin Hattaway says: ok
Erin Hattaway says: for a boy
Erin Hattaway says: Puck
John Hattaway says: my mind is suddenly and irrevocably CLOSED
Erin Hattaway says: I LOVE IT
Erin Hattaway says: LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
Erin Hattaway says: it
Erin Hattaway says: it’s so cute
John Hattaway says: and yet, I see a small gay boy dancing around in tights and makeup frolicking with animals and lecherous old men
Erin Hattaway says: and I DON’T CARE
John Hattaway says: but I love that you love the name
Erin Hattaway says: fine
Erin Hattaway says: I’m going to name my dog puck
Erin Hattaway says: I’m going right now
Erin Hattaway says: to that store
Erin Hattaway says: and buying that tiny dog
Erin Hattaway says: and naming him puck
John Hattaway says: okay
Erin Hattaway says: and no one will know
John Hattaway says: the dog was a girl dog

Erin Hattaway: But it’s the best name ever!

John Hattaway says: uhm
John Hattaway says: Puck is, by far, NOT the best name ever
John Hattaway says: imagine, for a moment, being at a mommy-child activity and someone saying, “Oh, what a cute little boy, what’s his name?”
John Hattaway says: and you say, “Puck.”
John Hattaway says: And then smile
John Hattaway says: and the other mommy’s look over
John Hattaway says: and then slowly pull their children away
John Hattaway says: for fear
John Hattaway says: of Oberon’s slave
John Hattaway says: If these spirits have offended
Erin Hattaway says: hahaha
John Hattaway says: think but this and all is mended
Erin Hattaway says: nooooooooo
John Hattaway says: that YOU have but slumbered here
John Hattaway says: while these visions did appear
Erin Hattaway says: sttooooppppp

I Heart Nordstrom

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

Day after Thanksgiving: so far, it’s been pretty good.  Sad thing, John did have to go back to work, but we got to sleep a little bit and have a nice breakfast, and then he did get going on his weekly word goal before heading out to bring home the bacon.

I cleaned the house a bit and then returned some movies to blockbuster…then…on the way home, I decided to stop by the store.   I KNOW.  I’m crazy- but I was desperate for new pants.  I’ve taken to wearing my grey fleece pants whenever I’m not at work.  I have a pair of jeans or two that I used to wear all the time…and honestly, they aren’t comfy anymore.  OK.  I ADMIT IT.  I’VE GAINED 7 POUNDS.  It’s upsetting.  I’m not happy about it, but it’s the truth.  And I just can’t seem to drop it…it’s not a lot of weight to gain, but, at the same time, it  makes borderline clothes just a WEE too tight…

So anyway.  I needed new jeans so that I didn’t have to have a diet/freak out talk with myself every morning when I had to do deep lunges in my jeans before I could bend over to get my hairdryer out of the drawer in the bathroom.  One of my friends told me that she has a lot of luck at Nordstrom…and since I’m hating the teeny-bopper stores like American Eagle and Gap lately…I thought I’d give it a try.  It’s a bit pricey….but I thought just MAYBE there’d be a sale.  I was right, I found a couple pairs of jeans on my own when all of a sudden, a tall, attractive woman approached me and said, “Here, I’ll start a room for you.  Are you looking for jeans?”  I told her yes, that I was looking for something that wasn’t made for 17 year olds and something that does not classify as a “Mom-jean.”  So she sent me to the dressing room and said she’d bring me some things to think about.  I thought, “Oh no.  She’s going to bring me those $200 ones that I saw and LOVED and can’t afford.  She came back and gave me 5 or 6 pair of jeans that were, amazingly, all my size (I didn’t even need bigger ones!) and ALL from the sale rack.  Half price off or more- then she came back when I had them on and told me which ones worked.  There was a pair I loved, but they were a bit long.   And guess what?  Helpful Lady told me that if I wanted them I could take them home, wash and wear them, and then bring them back and Nordstrom would hem them FOR FREE.  Yes.   It’s true.  Those ones, however fabulous, were still to expensive, and I really needed more than one pair, so I got two other pair that she brought me.  Seriously, I bought two pairs of jeans at Nordstrom for less or the same that I would’ve spent at JC Penny. And you want to know the best part?  I did it within 20 minutes.  I’m not even lying.  It was meant to be.

So I came home and did a few more email related odds and ends, and talked to my Mom and brother on the phone.  I didn’t end up posting pictures directly on my website, but if you click on my Flicker badge you can see a few pics from yesterday.   Now I’m going to try and write a paper and finish up the laundry.

Tomorrow is haircut day!  I know…scary.  I think it’ll be good.

Thanksgiving

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

It’s been a good day. We slept in all leisurely like, and when we woke up I told John the story of Thanksgiving.  It was all about overly-religious people in a new land, their dismay about overly-rocky soil, and their friendly neighbors who helped them make popcorn and turkeys.  I stopped the story before the warring and land-stealing started, and apparently left of John’ favorite part: the fact that the pilgrims stopped in the spot they did because it was time to brew more beer.  I can see how that would inspire a national holiday.  Then we got up and put the turkey in.

As for the logistics, we found the neckhole ok. It was big and gaping and full of an ugly neck. We pulled it out with the hotdog tongs. But while I knew there was another gross something in there somewhere, it seemed harder to find. Picture me and John, standing the in the kitchen in our PJ’s, peering into the turkey’s “cavity” with a flashlight. It’s pretty gross in there. So- we did like any sensible person would do, call our Moms. John got his on the phone and described our predicament. She said, “Turn it over. Pull back the skin flap.” And lo and behold…the gross baggie. Then, according to the directions, it was time for a bath. I picked it up and filled the sink- putting it’s pan next to it. I couldn’t resist, “Cute…turkey’s first bath!” Blank stare from John. So the turkey went into to oven.

I’ve learned a few things about Thanksgiving day cooking:

1) To estimate total cooking time, take the suggested cooking time, double it, and add 15 minutes.

2) Colorful marsh mellows do taste different than white ones.

3) Do not bother sweeping the floor until everything is done. Do, however, take out the trash.

4) If you want to make sure you don’t spend the whole day in the kitchen, start the night before, and then give the “boys” things to chop while they watch a movie.

5) Simplify. Spend time only on the things you really want. I made candied yams from scratch, but used potato flakes and stove top for the rest of it.

6) Gluten-free pie is good. Very very good.

That’s all I can think of right now, but granted, I am a little tired. I would like to thank everyone, again, as well, for all the dishes and scrapers and can openers and especially measuring cups that they got us for the wedding. I got to take another look at all of them today as I swear I used every utensil and dish we own. It was a good day, I actually enjoyed the cooking. Before I even started I read all the directions/recipes for everything twice, so as to make sure I didn’t have another “brownie mishap” (I tried to make John some brownies last year about this time and ended up in tears). I got some help from my boys, and in the end, I think it all tasted pretty good. The candied yams were very, very candied. I think next year I’ll decrease the sugar the recipe called for. The turkey came out perfectly- and there will be plenty more for soup and pot pie in the next couple of weeks. I’m a little mystified by the carrot butter. Rebecca asked where it came from, I actually had it at Kathie Johnson’s wedding.  John and Mom and Dad Hattaway and I went up to SLC for it about a month or so ago. The caterer sent me the recipe, and I gave it a try. I’m not sure if I made it wrong, or if I just didn’t like it as much as I thought I did. It kind of tastes like wood. I might give it another try some other time. It looks like it’s supposed to…but I’m not sure. Maybe the vanilla threw it off.

So John, Jon and I ate and watched a movie, and then it was back to the kitchen for clean up. I did the dishes and John read me stories from a fairy tale book- I think I had the children’s version of it when I was little. Jonathan played on his computer for a bit, and then we ate some pie. Glory glory hallelujah…it was good. I was most nervous, I think, about the pies. I’m really happy with how they turned out. I don’t think that anyone would notice they were gluten-free if I didn’t tell them. I take special delight, I think, it cooking something for John that tastes like regular bread or flour, because I know he misses it. It makes me happy. After pie Jonathan ended up taking some food over to one of his friends who is on his own. It must’ve been ok if he was willing to give it to someone he wants to hang out with again.

Now John and I are watching The Incredibles, and then maybe Flika. I love, love watching movies. Who knows what’s on the agenda for tomorrow- probably some school work and cleaning. I think I’ve finally decided to buy some new pants. I wasn’t going to buy new jeans for a variety of reasons…however, I think it might just be time. I might wait for the weekend, though, because I’m not sure I want to go out with the crazies tomorrow. But then again, the real crazies will be to the store and back before I even get up. I admire their shopping enthusiasm. I really do.

I took lots of pictures of our whole day, and since this is my website, I will be posting tons of them tomorrow.  Haha.  I have to show off my handwork.

It has been a good day- and I am grateful, and thankful, for a lot of things.  I’m glad I was brave enough to keep talking to this boy I met last year, and that we ate more than tilapia and rice this time around.  (John and I spent a last-minute Thanksgiving together last year.  The food was bad, the company was good.)  I’m thankful that my brother lives in Provo with us, and that I get to be so close to him at this stage in our lives.  I’m thankful for my Mom and Dad- and the fact that they’re coming for Christmas.  I’m thankful for John’s family, my newest family, and the personality and fun they bring into my life.  I’m thankful for all my friends and family that I’ve got ranging from Utah to the east coast, all the over to England, Spain, Italy, Germany, Korea, and more.  I might not talk to everyone all the time, but I know you’re there, and I think of you often.   I’m thankful for my comfortable apartment and my job, and for the fact that I’ll GRADUATE soon.  Phew.  I’ve got a lot, a lot to be thankful for.  It’s a pretty good life.

Pictures of un-stuffed turkeys and overly-stuffed people to come soon.

Gluten-Free Me

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Oh.  The baking.  Tonight I started the Thanksgiving cooking.  I’ve officially washed every dish in our kitchen three times, the table twice, and the floor, I’m not even sure.  A lot.  I’m currently sticking a fork in a pumpkin pie every five minutes.  It’s twin cooked just fine, I have no idea why this one’s slow.

Soooo….I’ve come to a conclusion.  I’ve never liked baking- as a result, I was never the girl who baked some cookies on a Saturday afternoon, or a pie just for fun.  I remember one time I baked some brownies on a Sunday.  My mother and I were both PMSing, and it was the Sabbath.  (No shopping.)  Truly, desperate times.  The mental picture I have of us consuming said brownies looks something like lions eating an antelope on the Serengeti.  Yes.  Anyway, so here’s the conclusion:  I’m very glad I didn’t have a lot of practice baking because I’m finding any methods or tools or recipes I was accustomed to in the world of gluten-ous-flour is absolutely irrelevant and anti-useful  in the gluten-free world.  Totally.

The pie crusts tonight were crazy.  Usually you can just roll ‘em out, pick ‘em up, and stick them on a pie tin.  But not so much with this recipe.  The instructions told me to mix everything together (a process which involved cutting pieces of butter into pea-sized pieces…)  roll them out between two layers of saran wrap.  That was bad advice.  Bad bad bad advice.  So, I switched to wax paper.  That went a bit better, until I realised that it was almost impossible to get the wax paper off the  flattened pie dough.  I finally figured out that I have to put some white rice flour on the bottom sheet, and then peel the top sheet off by ripping the paper away from the center OUT.  I felt like a culinary genius.  Then, I put the tin on top of the circular piece of dough, flip it over, and press the dough into the pan so it sticks.  For some reason, it sticks to the pan more than the paper, so it provides the necessary resistance, allowing me to get the paper off the other side of the dough.

I know.  Tiring.  And I still have two left.

My other project for tonight was carrot butter.  To make it you basically have  to boil a bunch of carrots for two hours and then puree them with a few other ingredients.  Well,  John and I had a very important conversation earlier, standing in Walmart, about whether or not we needed whole cloves or powdery cloves, and whether or not we needed vanilla or vanilla extract.  We made the wrong choice on both accounts, and so I had to become a problem solver yet again.  I ended up forgetting the cloves and adding a mixture of brown sugar, white sugar, and cinnamon to the carrot butter- increasing the caloric content by 1000%.  That’s ok.  I think it’ll taste better now.

Phew.  So yes, taking a small respite before I get to go start the other two pies and clean the dishes and the counters and the floor again.  I hope it turns out ok.  I really, really want to have some good food tomorrow- but I also know that I’ve done my best, and hopefully my boys will know that I love them.  So tomorrow I’ll get to the candied yams, the turkey, and the potatoes and stuffing.  I’m so excited to sit around and eat and watch movies.  I feel like I can take a deep breath for the first time in a couple of weeks.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone :)  I’m sure I’ll be writing some more tomorrow.

Gobble Gobble

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

Driving home from work tonight I got a phone call from my Mom about my turkey. Little did I know that if I wanted to cook a turkey on Thursday, I needed to buy it in the year 350 BC, to make sure it wasn’t as solid the statue of liberty or an iron cornucopia.

Anyway. So I drove to Harmon’s with her on the phone and had a thrilling conversation about how many lbs. three people need, what brand to buy, etc. Now she had suggested (and my Mom-in-law said the same thing) that I get separate turkey parts to cook, as we have just a few people and it’s easier. And that seemed like really good advice to me. My problem was that I have this Normal Rockwell picture in my head of what the perfect Thanksgiving looks like, and considering that we will conform to that painting in absolutely no way- I wanted to at least have a nice brown toasty turkey to carve up. So I ended up buying an 11 lb fresh turkey to try and achieve my dream.

I was standing in Harmon’s in front of a giant bin of turkeys and my Mom is asking me, “How much are they a pound?” I say, “$1.49. Is that good?” She says, “I’m not sure. Are you getting a Tom or a Hen?” I bring my selected bird to a man cooking sausage samples next to the hams. “Is this a Tom or a Hen?” He looked at it, “A Hen.” I was amazed, “How did you know that?” He pointed at the tag. Oh. I say to my mother, “It’s a hen. Is that better than a Tom?” She says, “Um. I’m not sure.” Apparently a man she thoroughly disliked growing up always insisted on Toms, so she’s always bought hens. Sounds like reason enough to continue that cute little tradition. Hen it is. I love conversations like this with my mother- it reinforces my tendency to follow my whims and make decisions based on little more than the direction the wind is blowing in the Antarctic.

So- we have a turkey.  It’s sitting on a plate in the fridge waiting to be cooked up and consumed.

Work and school today were good- I also sent in requests for my  transcripts to be sent to Westminster.  I’m excited, and hope that I can get my application completed soon.  All I have left to send to them is my writing samples, and then there will just be some waiting.  At work we’re going through the arduous process of reading each chapter out loud and making all those small little changes to make it represent Rich and Ron and their thoughts.  Today Rich had attended a funeral and so we had our meeting on the phone as he drove north.  Aside from losing him through a couple of canyons- the process was actually rather helpful.  I had a sore throat by the end, reading into a speaker phone again and again and again, but I’ll be able to make some changes tomorrow morning and I think we’ll call that one done, with a solid result.

So this evening…I’m going to make some chicken casserole (or try…again…) and do some science homework, and probably work on my website a little.  In other news, I’ve been accepted into BlogHer’s Ad network.  I applied to have their advertisements show up on my page, which I did for a couple of reasons.  First of all, it’d be nice to make a little money on the website, BUT, I’m not sure it’ll be that much.  What I’m really interested in is the fact that by being in their network, my blog will get will get advertised other places, and I’ll get more readers and more people interacting.  Also, out of all the adverts I’ve encountered, I actually really enjoy BlogHer.  I find new blogs to read, and all kinds of other good stuff.  I’ve just liked BlogHer from the beginning- so it’s exciting to become more a part of it.

Well, that’s all for now!

Wish I Had a River

Monday, November 19th, 2007

It’s been an interesting day.  Last night was rough- didn’t sleep well at all, and I was up and down so much I eventually just went out on the couch so I wouldn’t bother John.  Poor thing was PASSED out.  So, around 7:30 am I finally decide I’m probably ready to go back to bed and at least have an hour or so of cuddling with my husband (my class was cancelled this morning, until tomorrow morning) before I had to face the day.  The phone rang.  It was the office, asking what time I’d be in.  Then the phone rang again, and it was our landlord saying that the bug sprayers are coming over.  So, I woke John up and then I got in the shower and got ready for work.  Soooo….John met the bug sprayer, I went to the office.  He went to school, then we met up back at the house for the dreaded science class.  I was not looking forward to it.  I was cranky, sad, overwhelmed, and very tired.

And then a miracle happened.  I actually had fun.  Can you even believe it?  I don’t know if I was just cracked out or what, but I think it changed my day a little.  We went to a lab and “collected” our DNA- which invovled EITHER swishing some water and spitting it into a test tube, OR, using a little brush and then swirling it around.  I opted for brush swirling.  Then we had to mix and heat and all kinds of other things with a few different substances, and Wa LA.  DNA.  THEN, we even got to put them into tiny vials and make NECKLACES.  I know.  Very Billy Bob and Angelina.  But even though I had to sit at the same table with booger boy during a spit related experiment, and although it was the dreaded science class- it somehow changed my mood.  I think it just brought me back into real life somehow- away from the anxiety and the tunnel vision. 

Now I’m at home, doing some more work on the book and drinking some diet coke.  What’s new, right?  Well, besides our cool DNA necklaces.

Actual Quote From Science Class Online

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

 “So now we’ve studied two types of forces.  The first was the force between magnetized or charged objects such as permanent magnets and rubber rods rubbed with fur.”

Phew.  Thought I’d go throughout life without that one.  Yes.  It sounds ridiculous.  Now just imagine watching video clips of a guy rubbing a cat pelt on different sorts of rods.  With cat sound affects.  I know.  It IS ridiculous.

Favorite quotes from church today:

Primary teacher: “What are you going to be thankful for this Thursday?”

“My cat!”

“My Mom!”

“The Water Cycle!”

Teacher: “What?  Your bicycle?”

“NO.  LIKE EVAPORATION.”

I should get this kid to do my online course.

Just Popcorn

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Oh what a day.  I feel like this whole week I’ve been alternating between going 100 miles an hour and slamming on the breaks.  Had a bit of both today as I dragged myself out of bed and ran to school- feeling rather not good, and then coming home and crashing for an hour…watching a movie with John (we have to do date night in the afternoon before he goes to work) and then cleaning the house and finishing the laundry.  About the baking soda: I just add a cup or so to the laundry, just right in there with everything else.  I bought the box with folded laundry on the front that said, “Add to your wash!”  And didn’t really investigate it further than that.  I guess if you wanted me to read the back of the box…I could do that.  But then there’s always the chance that I may have been doing it wrong all this time.  And I hate that.  Haha.  I like how it’s working out now, so a cup in the mix will probably be my method for awhile.

This weekend: homework and work work.  I need to get a lot of things done.  I’m not going to elaborate because if I think about it too much I might end up in sitting on the floor in the corner of my kitchen eating baking chocolate and crying.  That would, of course, require me to have baking chocolate.  And that, of course, would require me to bake.  So I guess I’m outta luck.

John’s on his way home at the moment, and I feel bad I haven’t made him dinner.  I haven’t made anything more than popcorn for a couple of days.  Oh yeah, I made “fancy dip,” which is a wonderful recipe I discovered one day when I realised I like salsa and sour cream in equal increments mixed together.  To make fancy dip you mix salsa and sour cream in equal increments.  That’s all. 

He’s home he’s home!

Ode to Laundry Bliss

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Oh yes.  Just a couple more things.  I’ve discovered my new laundry love: baking soda.  It makes our whites nice and bright and our darks…well, OK, so they just stay the same.  But SOOO fresh.

And there was another thing.  That I wanted to say.  But I don’t remember.