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My Mom is on Crack

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

I just got off the phone with my Mom.  She’s got the flu, and so she’s very good at listening.  I went on and on about life, this and that, and she said things like, “Yeah, well, every stick has two ends.”  Poor Mom is on flu drugs.  This is the entire text of an email she sent me the other day:

“anxiety magnifies fearsome objects”
 
so maybe that BIG dog isn’t really THAT big…lol

She didn’t even sign it.  The re: line says “quote from Barney Fife.”

 Yesterday was a good day.  We did some resting up, and then some house stuff and I went to Westminster for an open house and face to face with the program head.  It was good- I was impressed, and I hope I can get all that together and start sooner or later. 

Driving up there wasn’t too bad- especially if I’ll only do it once or twice a week.  Driving up there was horrible traffic going back south, but by the time I got out, it was clear. 

Today was a long work day- now that we’re in the next phase, it going to be a lot more days like this one.  To answer Becca’s question, I’m not sure when we’re going to have the book done, done.  We’re going through the first draft, and should have a couple of chapters done next week.  We have to get through the process a bit to see how long it’s going to take.  I feel pretty good about the decisions we made today, and the time we spent.  Labor intensive, but hopefully very rewarding.

So- yes.  About one month.  One month until graduation.  One month of an aggressive work schedule, an online course, and an assortment of odds and ends courses intended to make me “well-rounded” that are just making me “anxiety-ridden.”  But I will survive.  I will survive.  Hey Hey.

Tonight, I’ve got a friendly pile o laundry to keep me gooood company whilst my husband labors away in the tech sector.  I’m going to grab some dinner (since I haven’t eaten anything of value today, just some chocolate, diet coke, and some baggie filled with “Bear Naked Granola.”  It was so dry I had to wash it down with another diet coke) and then write another paper.  And read more philosophy.  I almost wish I could go back to 2001 when I declared my major and slap my freshman self, and then drag myself into the “life management and happy feelings” line.  No, no I don’t. I respect myself for my years of philosophical toil.  Someone has to.

OK.  Time for more food before I start sounding cynical.  It’s doesn’t suit me ;)

No Spouses Were Harmed in the Having of This Conversation

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

A conversation after John made a scary face that made me cry.  (OK, so I made the face FIRST but then he did it back and it freaked me out and I was overly tired.  And it was one of those laugh/cry situations.) 

Me: Are there hair follicles AND pores on your face?  Or are they the same?

John: Well.  I have both.

Me: And me?

John: Well.  (Feels area above my lip.) 

Me: YOU JUST SAID I HAVE A MUSTACHE!

John: You don’t have enough testosterone for a mustache.

Me: YOU MADE ME CRY WITH A SCARY FACE AND THEN CALLED ME HAIRY.

John: I love you.

Me: AND YOU DON’T EVEN DENY IT!

John: This is why men beat women.

A few minutes later:

Me: Did I ever tell you that your nostrils remind me of a bat’s ears?

John: You’re saying I’m ugly?

Me: NO!  I like bats.  They’re cute.

John: Since WHEN do you like bats.  You’re just saying that.

Me: No!  I’m not!

John: You think I’m ugly.

Me: This is why women beat men.

Just Another Manic Tuesday

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

Now that I’m officially freaked out by John’s post (thanks for the big brother awareness) I guess I’ll write some more things about my personal life online.  Sound good?

Tonight I felt lonely when John left for work.  It was kind of sad- I don’t know how my Mom did it.  When my Dad left, it was for 3-9 months at a time.  At least I know John’ll be home at 11.

So the brother is over tonight- he’s drawing out my storyboards for my film project.  I helped him set up his insurance so he can register his car on Friday…so that’ll be good.  We had to call about thousand times after collecting different bits of information.  Finally, we got a guy that seemed pretty helpful, and we got everything all settled, and he said, “OK.  Now I’m going to give you your password, if you use this to activate your account online, you’ll get $50 back.  The passwork is, “SAAHHNOSJFDK.”  Um.  What?  “SRRRSKNDgf.  That you SKINDSLSD.”  I start laughing uncontrollably and have to crawl into the other room.  I hear the guy trying to spell it to Jonathan.  “SSSS-SLLDK-KLDKS-KDFJSD.”   We got it in the end.  I have no idea how- but I’m glad Jonathan knows how to keep his cool on the phone.  Then I made Jonathan a sandwich.  Cause he gets hungry sometimes.

So now- Just trying to finish up the storyboards and then probably going to do the dishes.  What an EXCITING evening :)

For Becca’s Boys

Monday, November 12th, 2007


Dearest Nephews,
Guess who went on a train last week? On Thursday we got to ride the Heber Creeper. We rode on an orange car, right in the middle of the train. When it went around the corner, I was able to get this picture of the steam engine. While we rode there were performers reciting cowboy poetry and singing cowyboy songs. It was a lot of fun!  
Have you been on the Heber Creeper before? Next time you come to Provo, I’ll show you all the pictures!Oh, and by the way, Happy Birthday to the Birthday boy!

Love,
Auntie Erin

Cozy Car

Monday, November 12th, 2007



Cozy Car

Originally uploaded by Erin Hattaway

Here we are in our orange car.

Deer Creek Reservoir

Monday, November 12th, 2007



Deer Creek Reservoir

Originally uploaded by Erin Hattaway

This was a view we saw from the train! It was GORGEOUS.

Monday

Monday, November 12th, 2007

A day, a day, another Monday.  I reallllllly didn’t want to go to class this morning.  But I did, because I’m a responsible person.  And because John was going regardless.   Ok, it was more because John was going regardless.  I didn’t sleep well last night, and, according to the bedmate I was freaking out in the middle of the night because I lost my pillow.  He found it, and I stopped.  I’m not sure WHERE he found it- but he is, apparently, my pillow hero. 

Class was fine, and in between we came home and made some lunch before heading back for Bio.  Tonight we came home and then John headed off to work, and I did my bio exam online.  It wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be- and there is the chance to retake it, so I’m sure I can get an A.  Currently, I am cooking some chicken for John and me for when he gets home, and some noodles for me.  I will then work on some other stuff…like physical science…most likely. 

Wow.  My life seems boring today.  But yeah.  That’s it. 

Colanders, Rebates, and Naked Vicars

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

I love using different pans to cook dinner.  When I first moved into this place, and for most of the summer, all we ever did was cook Kielbasa on the “contact grill.”  I say “contact grill” because it make my mom laugh every time I said it.  Haha.  It got to be that I HATED washing it.  We went between tilapia and rice….kielbasa and rice…chicken and rice, and I hated how heavy and how snappy and how hingy it was.  After we got married and after John moved in, all of a sudden we had a rice maker (two! one doubles as a steamer!) an electric skillet and a wok.  Tonight we made stew beef, fried in the wok in extra virgin olive oil, onion, garlic and celery salt with mixed veggies and smashed potatoes.  And John made fresh bread (gluten-free of course) so we even had warm bread out of the breadmaker.  It might be somewhat simple…but I looked at our plates tonight and felt proud.  Grownup food!  I’ve EVEN started to use the OVEN.  As in, make chicken or pork chops in there.  It’s a brand new world.

I’ve also been searching for the perfect strainer.  We got one for our wedding that’s great, and has hingy legs that hold it up over the sink, but I found it too big for most every day uses.  Then, we had two wiry ones that were IMPOSSIBLE to clean.  Who knew?  Not me!  So I bought one from Wal*Mart that I thought would solve the problem.  It didn’t work.  I had five…and none of them made me happy.  Then John and I were wandering around IKEA and we saw this.  APPARENTLY, they are called COLANDERS, and this one has changed my life.  I love it, it’s perfect.  And seriously, $1.99?  That’s amazing.  I love IKEA. 

Today has been pretty good.  There was sleeping, there was breakfast…then we ran some errands.  I was a little stressed because we needed to go to Costco.  It’s a love/hate relationship with Costco…I love filling our freezer with meat, and not shopping for a few weeks…but I HATE dropping however much money it takes to do it.  Then, I remembered.  I got a rebate check from when I bought my computer earlier this year!  It covered the bill exactly.  I love stuff like that!  We also had to get a part for John’s car.  The fan relay was broken, and was stuck on the “on” position.  This little problem killed his battery at work the other night, and he could drive his car just fine as long as he got a jumpstart.  So, 20 minutes of driving around, a few dollars (ok, a few more than a few) I pulled my car around and we hooked them up, John put in the new part, and Wal-Lah!  Fixed.  I am so happy to be married to a man that knows that fan relays exist. 

I had to review a movie for my film class again…I chose Amelie.  A French film that I love.  Here’s the thing, they played it on campus at the International Cinema, but I didn’t go see it there, I opted to rent it instead.  Turns out there is a bit of nudity and sexual content that probably would’ve been cut out if I saw it on campus, as well as a montage of a sperm fertilizing an egg and a baby being born (about 5 seconds long) in the opening.  I have fixed feelings about this.  I can’t even explain to you how much I love this movie.  John watched it with me today and said, “Of course you love this movie, Amelie is you!”  She collects rocks just to hold them and throw them, loves to put her hands in bins of beans, just because it feels nice, and has a series of other idiosyncrasies that mirror my own tendencies to get lost and pay attention to little things I enjoy.  I love how she falls in love- I love that she helps people find happiness and see the extraordinary in the ordinary, but I know that I couldn’t recommend the movie to anyone.  It’s French…and so the sexuality isn’t the same as you would see in an American movie- and it is definitely not just to draw viewers.  There is no element just thrown in to be risque, it’s all part of life, a commentary on being human- imperfection and quirkiness and all.  And even still, I see that Mormon-Ad with the ice cream sunday with a bug sticking it in reading, “It’s good except for the bad parts.”  But there’s something in me that just won’t see this as ugliness.  I generally have a pretty sensitive spirit when it comes to movie, but I felt uplifted by this one.  What do ya do?

We watched another one this weekend for my film class called, “A Room with a View,” by the BBC.  It was a little older, and was full of a specific kind of English Humor that I love…(this Sense and Sensibility, not Mr. Bean).  Again, we encountered a scene that we DEFINITELY wouldn’t have seen in the International Cinema.  There are two younger guys and a Vicar who all go swimming somewhere in the middle/end of the movie.  Things are going swimmingly until all of a sudden, they’re naked and chasing each other around for 10 minutes.  And it shows EVERYTHING.  Seriously.  I’VE SEEN A NAKED VICAR.  Or, at least, an actor playing one.  John and I were shocked…stunned, not sure what to do.  I have no idea how that’s even allowed.  Let’s be honest.  No one wants to see that.  What’s up with BYU picking foreign films with nudity, cutting it out for the IC, and having all kinds of students forming a love for a film that’s going to SHOCK THE CRAP out of them in 5 years when they decide, “I loved that movie, I should buy it and watch it again!”  One of those, “I don’t remember THIS part” moments.  3.  Naked.  Men.  That’s all I’ve got to say.  BYU is responsible for that one.

So now I’m going to do some work, then write up a bunch of reviews of these films online…and then maybe do some science.  Life is beautiful, minus naked vicars, that is.

Oh Subway

Friday, November 9th, 2007

Becca postulated that perhaps JOHN put the cotton ball in his pocket.  I guess that’s just as possible as the other way around.  I wish we knew how it got there.  That’s too funny!

Anyway. So today has been interesting.  Got up.  Went to class- we had a quiz in William James.  A quiz that revealed that no one had read.  Well, hardly anyone.  So then Dr. Paulsen opens up discussion about how to structure the class in such a way that we are more likely to read and prepare- which spurred a discussion between the two extremes.  Extreme A) Philosophy majors seniors and extreme B) undecided major freshman.  I think the BIG problem here is the fact that BYU has designed a class that would put these two groups in together…but getting past THAT…group A kept saying things like, “I am able to understand the text at home.  This is college, no one needs a recap on things they should have already read.”  The OTHER side said, “I don’t pay tuition to sit at home on the weekends and stuggle through philosophical texts on my own.”  It drove me CRAZY.  There is no problem with this class!  Dr. Paulsen does a GREAT job reviewing the text in such a way that everyone can understand it, and then allowing us to have conversation about it.  The problem comes in when the seniors don’t want to sit through the explanation (although the quality of their comments prove they NEED it) and the freshman don’t want to listen to the conversation, and just want to hear what Dr. Paulsen will want to see on the exams, and no more (don’t take philosophy!).  It’s very frustrating.  Very, very frustrating.  And then we go through class and half the people are gun-shy for conversation, and the other half are laughing and being LOUD to make up for the face that we all just failed a quiz.  Oh my.

It was interesting, to say the least.  Then there was science class- and we came home.  I did some of my online course, worked on philosophy of film a bit, and am currently trying to get some files to open for work, to no avail.  I did some cleaning tonight- and actually started writing something.  In the midst of scrubbing the tub I had an idea for a story that I fell in love with.  I told John, an he asked me what it was, and all of a sudden I realise why he doesn’t talk about Alicia Grey.  I feel like if I try to explain it and don’t do a good job, the magic will just disappear.  Not that it’s about magic, but you get the point.  I’m going to spend some time this weekend trying to get that out…we’ll see how it goes.  I’ve never had an idea like this before. 

Sleeping has been interesting lately.  The other night (or was it last night?) I had a dream that I was in the midst of some action movie…coupled with a thriller story where we were running from some unknown horror that left disgusting crime scenes in it’s wake.  The weird thing was…I kept getting hungry, and as we were driving around and trying to figure out what happened to different people and protect ourselves from the murderer, I made whoever I was with stop at Subway.  I had all of their specials.  Meatball, club, tuna fish, chicken teriyaki….every few minutes I needed more.  THEN I decided I needed some cookies.  I knew the murderer was coming, but I NEEDED the cookies…so I reached in and grabbed a few and ran out the door.  What Frued would say about me, I have no idea.

So yes.  The weekend is upon us.  We desperately need to get some homework done, so I really doubt we’ll do anything that exciting.  But at least no work for John :)  He’ll be home with me.  I have some things to do for work this weekend…so we’ll see how it goes!

You’re Gonna Love This

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

So.  A few nights ago I was having a rough time sleeping.  Occasionally I feel like I can HEAR everything.  The people upstairs, the crickets outside, John breathing.  It’s distracting and keeps me up.  I don’t know why every so often it’s like I get super sonic night-time hearing.  Anyway.  So, the other night, I devised a plan.  I went into the bathroom and got two cotton-balls…and stuck them in my ears.  The problem: small ears, BIG cotton balls.  They kept falling out and I think taking them out and putting them back in was way MORE distracting than all the noise I was hearing before.  Miraculously, somewhere in the midst of all the commotion, I fell asleep.  In the morning- one happy cotton ball was sitting sedentary on my pillow.  I threw it away.  Then I got scared.  Where was the other one?  It’s not in my ear.  It’s not under the bed…or in the sheets.  What if I ate it??  I couldn’t find it anywhere.  Three days later, John and I are waking up.  I’m in the bathroom, brushing my teeth, and John is walking around the bedroom.  All of a sudden he stops, and says, “Erin.  You know that cotton ball you’ve been looking for?”  He walks into the bathroom and puts it on the plastic bin.  IT WAS IN HIS POCKET.  HIS PAJAMA PANTS POCKET.  Sometime, in the middle of the night, when confronted with the question of the century:  Wherever shall I put this cotton ball?  I didn’t go for the bed-stand…or even the floor.  No, I must of rolled over and PUT IT IN MY HUSBAND’S POCKET.

 That’s weird.