Me: Is this still good? (I hold some questionable lunch meat under her nose.)
Her: I hate this! No, that’s fine. I think it’s fine.
Me: Look at it, it’s all squidgy. It looks weird- maybe I should just eat the ham instead.
Her: What? That’s turkey? No, that’s bad. Very bad. Maybe you should wash your hands.
Thanks, Mom.

LOL LOL LOL Oh gosh i cannot breathe LOL