Today my Mom is taking care of Camper as I down an entire jar of this:

mixed with this:
after taking four of these (wonderful bisacodyl pills):

Should prove to be an interesting day. I know it’s wrong, but I’m a little excited. Not for today, I kind of wish I could sleep through today. For tomorrow. When I pray that the doctor will confirm his suspicions by doing a little recon work in my general colon area. I am, of course, a little scared. I’m afraid that against all odds they’ll find something horrible, like cancer. I guess Colitis is horrible, but at this point it’s the only word I want to hear him say tomorrow. No, wait, I also want to hear this sentence, “Here is your perscription.”
Tags: doctor

Let me know how things go.
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