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Auto-correct me not. Please.

So if there is one feature the iPhone has that drives me insane, it’s the auto-correct.  It’s great for when I’m trying to type (tap?) quickly and it’ll finish my words for me, but it has the annoying tendency of INSISTING on a word that I don’t mean.

Take for instance yesterday.

I had a rough day.

John texted me to ask me to go running with him last night, and I replied, “Probably not.  I feel like hell.”  And I wanted it to say hell.  (Sorry for those of you who feel that hell is a bad word. Moving on.)  But the iPhone kept auto-correcting it to he’ll.  I’d erase, type hell, it’d auto-correct he’ll.  We did this for a minute before I FINALLY typed Hell.  Which was annoying, because for some reason I felt that it undermined just how tired and awful I felt to use the proper noun, and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t the right version of the word.

And for some reason, whenever I type I love you very fast, it always turns into “Internet.”

I think it’s a conspiracy.

3 Responses to “Auto-correct me not. Please.”

  1. Britt says:

    I feel really annoyed by that, and I don’t even text!

  2. Erin Milne says:

    Goodness, turning off auto-correct was the first thing I did with my iPhone. Even before I set my wallpaper to a picture of my cat. I share your hatred.

    Settings > General > Keyboard > Auto-Correction

  3. Amy says:

    hilarious. i would feel even more like hell if it took me two full minutes to TYPE hell.

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