So I was reading Cy his chosen bed-time stories tonight, when I realized how much of a real-to-life treasure this book is. So I thought I’d share it with you. In all it’s grainy, iPhone photo goodness. My friend Amy sent it to Cy awhile back, and he loves looking at it. But I’ve never really looked at it like I did tonight.
Where Is Baby’s Mommy? Karen Katz
I can tell you right now that Mommy is not in the closet.
Even still, a little anticlimactic.
I know very few Mommies who could successfully hide behind a plant. But look anyway Baby.
Is it routine for you to leave your crap laying all over the place?
Here we go again.
Ok.
What? With the rice you begged for then threw under there in a fit of rage before bed time? No. Probably not.
So yes. You do routinely leave your crap everywhere.
If so, better hope Mommy is alone.
Of course. One Freudian crisis averted.
I don’t know. Is Mommy under the blanket? (Please, for the love of Allah let Mommy be under the blanket.)
Of course she is! While you were macking on the cat Mommy was taking a NAP. SUCKA.
Also, I found this priceless gem at the library today. I was looking for toddler activities to store up for the long winter ahead. Brace yourself.
BAM.
Don’t they have medicine for this?
Oh my goodness!!! You had me in stitches with this post!! I don’t think I’ll read the mommy book the same way ever again!
And that little hot dog game? Disturbing on so many levels! LOL!
GREAT post!
Ahhh, I’m so glad Cy (and you, too!) enjoyed the book so much. Zoey used to LOVE those books and, because they can be a little mind-numbing for grown-ups, my mind used to wander too. Like, while reading ‘Farley Goes to the Doctor’, and Farley’s pediatrician looks in his throat and tells him ‘your throat looks much better than Ernie’s, he was just here with a sore throat!’ the only thing running through my mind is HIPAA VIOLATION! HIPAA VIOLATION! ;-)
The only game worse than the hotdog game would be the bologna game. You have to beeeeeeeeeee fllllllllattttttt for a very long time. Then you need to decide if you want to wear musturd or mayo. Hey, I just remembered a game we used to play when I was a kid! NO LIE!!! Bacon in a pan!!!!! Looks just like the hotdog game except we pretended to smell better and you could curl up and jump in the pan at the same time. LOL
http://www.amazon.com/dp/015206480X?tag=getprionl-20
Speaking of toddler books, I just saw this crazy good deal on a kiddie book about owl’s and thought you just might be interested. :)
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