Camper got us good tonight. Power puked and rebounded off his swadle (oh, the swadle), then Daddy’s chest and Mommy’s pants. Miraculously, none ended up on the floor. Nice job. He then pooped his clean pants and I swear, giggled. He is talking SO MUCH lately. He’s been saying, “Gooo.” So today I decided to [...]
So I meandered over to what I wrote on Camper’s birthday one year ago, and exactly one year before my very own baby was born I wrote this post: CHECK IT OUT!!
Is animal planet somehow…physic? Or am I? Or am I just sleep deprived and am seeing more or a coincidence here than there is? [...]
As I smush my face against John’s face for about 45 seconds, he looks at me quizzically out of the corner of his eye. When I finally pull away he says:
“Was that just a really long sniff-kiss?”
I laugh. “Yes.” I laugh until I snort.
“And was that a snort laugh?”
“Yesssssss……”
“I love you.”
“I love you too.”
So work yesterday was a bit of a trip. For some reason (Friday air?) everyone was in a bit of a funny mood. Most everyone left early, I just got a few things done and then came home to my loving family. What I REALLY wanted to do yesterday was find a rocking chair. I [...]
As I walk into my office this morning I find the visiting partners from New York inhabiting my space. One of them was sitting at my desk and moved out of the way when I got in. First thing the guy says to me is:
“Sorry. I left my banana on your desk.”
Nice to [...]
So…we’re standing in Border’s about to buy Coraline, by Neil Gaiman when this girl behind us in line, looking at all the little inspriational books on a swivelling displays exclaims:
(insert best Utah accent here) “Oh my gosh. This book is so lame. Don’t they even write real books anymore?”
It was all I could do from [...]
I try and make a seductive face, and start to giggle.
“I hate that face. I can never do seductive faces.”
“You don’t trust your seductive face. You have to learn to just go with it.”
“Wow, that was deep. You’ve been watching too much America’s Next Top Model.”
“Yes. Yes I have.”
(In all [...]
MY FAVORITE.
I love this one because of the way she says “wedge” with ALL OF HER TEETH. I can watch this every five minutes and I just stare at it in wonderous awe of how many TEETH that woman has. And she’s still attractive! My dad would just say, “She had a lot of teeth.”
Here it Is. Good job Mastercard.
This one just made me cry, because it is so true. Oh Vista.
I’ll look for more favorites later.
I love using different pans to cook dinner. When I first moved into this place, and for most of the summer, all we ever did was cook Kielbasa on the “contact grill.” I say “contact grill” because it make my mom laugh every time I said it. Haha. It got to be that I HATED [...]
