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Long Overdue

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

Things/People I wish to fall during LA REVOLUCION:

1.  Walmart.  Specifically Walmart photo center.  May all their photos be blurry.

2. People who pull out RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU when there is a mile of empty space right behind you.

3. People who say, “Oh, you’re getting the Katie cut?”

4. People who have a baby and are skinnier than beforehand.

5.  People in public who ask to touch my baby.  (The answer is no.  I don’t even know you.)

6.  DRA-MA.  All drama.  Everywhere.  Any piece of info passed along about you know who who did you know what, and now they are you know where.  Should. stop. now.  I am far to susceptible to listening and enjoying and passing it on.  So in order for me to rid myself of the habit, it all has to stop in general.  Thank you world for participating.

7.  American Idol.  Yes.  I think it has run it’s course.  When they have to get all dramatic and get THRONES and make people “sing for their life,” I think it has gone too far. Specifically because they let this girl through.

8.  Cherry Carmex.  That didn’t make it better.

9.  The Wintry Mix.  Snow or rain.  BUT PICK ONE.

10.  Jerry Seinfeld.  I’ve just decided that I don’t like him.  Or his wife.

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La Revolucion

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

What or who do you hope falls during LA REVOLUCION?
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RC Willey.
People who don’t use their blinkers.
Nurses who insist upon “pre-marital” appointments.
Whoever invented mufflers that are LOUDER.
Bob Villa (ok, that’s mean. sorry)
Martha Stewart (not taking that one back)
Barney (oh please, before I have children!)
Whoever is making the gas prices go up.
That guy at the fish place yesterday who made me feel like a dork because I didn’t understand the difference between the specials.
People who spit gum on the ground.
People who spit ANYTHING on the ground.
People who litter.
People who wear sunglasses at night. (Except my Uncle John. Because I think when he does it, it’s cool.)
Girls that bake to get boys’ attention. (Stupid talents I don’t have patience for)
People who only laugh at their own jokes.
People who abuse spouse or offspring. (That one’s from the PROPHET. So listen up.)
Those gas stations that have tiny little Taco Bells and Pizza Huts in them.
Whoever writes those annoying cartoons, like that one with the round-headed people with annoying voices and the other one with the scary, aggressive baby.
The bathrooms in the UK that you have to pay 20p to use.
Guys that ogle. In the gym or elsewhere.
People who open their car door directly into other peoples’ car doors.
That woman who put her cart right up against my car in the WalMart parking lot.
WalMart in general.
People who say “via through.”
Whoever introduced “addicting” as a substitute for the ACTUAL word, “addictive.”

Wow. That was strangely cathartic.

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