So when I was roaming around my kid’s room today I saw that he had made some serious progress. On his crib. Biting his crib. So I thought I’d show you.
We’ll start with the “Not so bad.”

And then a little worse.

and WAM.

My child is a beaver. I’m worried about his little teeth. (He’s currently breaking 3, count ‘em 3, molars simultaneously. He’s miserable.) I worry about his bloodstream and possible toxins from ingesting wood varnish or whateverthecrap people use to cover wood and make it the color that it becomes. I’m worried about butt splinters. Should I be worried, or just chill? That is my question, Internet. Answer?
