Some more things that occur daily in my “new life.”
-I spend at least 5 minutes every day looking through the days of the week bibs trying to figure out which day it is.
-I consider, once again, if it would be ok to tape my baby’s pacifier on with medical tape. (I ALWAYS decide no. Don’t worry you baby rights activists.)
-Discover spit up in some random place, such as my knee pit.
-I watch something on TLC. A Mom’s best friend.
-Wash a hundred bottles by hand. (No dishwasher.)
-Do laundry.
-Play, “Please smile!! Please please smile!” with Camper. It’s an incredibly complex game. It involves bouncing him while saying in a probably very annoying voice, “Please smile!!!”
-Consider studying for the GRE. Again.
-Consider doing a workout video. Again.
-Eat a bag of mini M&M’s. Again.
-Read. My latest book is Confessions of a Jane Austen Addict. I try not to watch TV whenever Camper feels the need to sleep on me, so that’s where the books come in.
-Cook dinner! I know, it’s a miracle!!
Time to cuddle my baby. I love blog/nap time, but it only lasts about 20 minutes. More later, maybe?