Little Kite Girl

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I went here, and found this question:
How are snails born? Are they born with shells on? Or are baby snails born as slugs? I’m pretty sure snails and slugs are different animals. Do snails lay eggs, then? Tiny eggs with tiny snail-shelled-babies inside??
For those of you who don’t know, I am mildly obsessed with snails.  [...]

Me: Is this still good? (I hold some questionable lunch meat under her nose.)
Her: I hate this! No, that’s fine. I think it’s fine.
Me: Look at it, it’s all squidgy. It looks weird- maybe I should just eat the ham instead.
Her: What? That’s turkey? No, that’s bad. Very bad. [...]

Anonymous 1: Yeah, I always ask him to tell me when I get that hair on my chin.
Anonymous 2: I have to say…there’s no good way to tell her that.
Anonymous 1: What if it were something ridiculous, like, “The zebra’s out of the pen!”?
Anonymous 2: Or, “The chickens are loose on the Arizona highway!”
Anonymous 1: [...]