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Monday, June 1st, 2009Funny by Someone Else
Wednesday, April 8th, 2009I went here, and found this question:
How are snails born? Are they born with shells on? Or are baby snails born as slugs? I’m pretty sure snails and slugs are different animals. Do snails lay eggs, then? Tiny eggs with tiny snail-shelled-babies inside??
For those of you who don’t know, I am mildly obsessed with snails. After a year and a half in England, I’d say that there are some out there that I consider friends. I used to get a real kick out of pulling them off of stony walls and hearing the “thwack.”
But anyway, the question above led me to google “baby snails,” at which time I found this killer convo.
The highlights:
“I have a 20 gallon freshwater aquarium. I have one golden snail that I bought 3 weeks ago. I have also purchased 2 real plants some time ago. My problem is, I keep getting all these baby snails. So far I have taken out at least 30 babies and deposited them in the garbage. I know that snails can produce babies from a single snail. How do I get rid of them for good! Thanks, Lorraine”
and my favorite rebuttal:
KILLER! I have 2 ADORABLE baby snails, and i plan to raise them, not KILL them. Like most of the other commenting people said, Don’t kill a living creature.
All I have to say is, thank goodness there are decent, snail-loving activists out there, making sure the snail youth are kept safe during the most dangerous part of their lives. Also, why doesn’t someone set up a program like we have, where you can just drop your baby snails off at the hospital instead of putting them in the trash? Sheesh, people. It’s 2009. A little forethought, please.
Conversation with my Mom
Wednesday, March 4th, 2009Me: Is this still good? (I hold some questionable lunch meat under her nose.)
Her: I hate this! No, that’s fine. I think it’s fine.
Me: Look at it, it’s all squidgy. It looks weird- maybe I should just eat the ham instead.
Her: What? That’s turkey? No, that’s bad. Very bad. Maybe you should wash your hands.
Thanks, Mom.
One Zebra
Saturday, December 27th, 2008Anonymous 1: Yeah, I always ask him to tell me when I get that hair on my chin.
Anonymous 2: I have to say…there’s no good way to tell her that.
Anonymous 1: What if it were something ridiculous, like, “The zebra’s out of the pen!”?
Anonymous 2: Or, “The chickens are loose on the Arizona highway!”
Anonymous 1: What!? No! There’s only one Zebra!
