Camper woke up at about 2am and wouldn’t go back to sleep. This, however, is not the cause of my consternation. When I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, I had
THE BEST HAIR OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.
It was amazing. It flipped out in just the right way. My bangs were in this weird configuration that looks so sweeping and graceful. Even my skin looked rosy and nice.
Why does this always happen? I have the very best hair days in the middle of the night. By day my hair looks, well, clean. But I am completely at a loss as to what to do with it. This is my conversation with myself in the mirror everyday.
“Well Erin, what shall we do today?”
“Makeup?”
“Ok, but just mascara. No need for the other stuff. We’re not going anywhere.”
“Ok. what about the hair?”
“Ponytail?”
“We did that yesterday. And the day before.”
“Ponytail it is.”
So sad.