Dear Pacifiers,

Thursday, 9 April 2009, 19:55 | Category : Toooo tired to choose a category
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Where the crap did you guys go? It is not cool to just bum out while you’re on the job. You’ve played this game before, where you slowly disappear, one by one until we find you all in the diaper bag or in the carseat. But this time you are seriously no [...]

Yes. I just moved my child’s furniture while he was sleeping.

Saturday, 14 March 2009, 19:08 | Category : Toooo tired to choose a category
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So we finally got the stupid brackets to make my child’s crib less like a death trap. Ridiculous. ANYWAY. While reassembling the crib John and I decided (he was reassembling, I was not) that we should just go ahead and move Camper’s crib down lower now, as he is learning to sit [...]

All For a Smile

Thursday, 13 November 2008, 11:45 | Category : Baby
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I apparently will do anything to get my kid to smile.  After changing his monstrously poppy diaper, I started humming, and when he broke out in a grin I found myself dancing around (spirit fingers and all) singing Anchors Aweigh at the top of my lungs.  I have to figure out more than Anchors Aweigh…my…la [...]